Whichever way you slice it, Boloney FC simply ain’t loafing around.

Ten wins in ten games, five by shutout, the last three in matching 3-0 score lines. These are not the stats of a dominant squad showing signs of slippage, but those of a serial soccer killer running out of victims. In fact, at the rate they’re going, Boloney FC might just end up with the best regular season goal-differential this league has ever seen! So, yeah … watch this space.

A SNEAK PEEK AT WEEK 12

Boozy Bunch can slump back into playoff contention with a win over FC Malibu Sunday. On Friday, the Shinguard Shifters get another whack at Kreas FC in a battle for B5 supremacy.

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